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		<title>The Road Less Travelled: Closed for the Season</title>
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		<title>Keep Big Government Out Of My (tanning) Bed!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[There were tears glistening on the lashes of the perky, blonde newsreader (possibly called Britnee). Who could have foreseen this? If only we had KNOWN, we could have campaigned against health care reform even more arduously! Did you realize that &#8220;tucked away&#8221; in the bill, hidden from the scrutiny of people too lazy to read [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=quixand.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5186449&amp;post=182&amp;subd=quixand&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 17:20:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It would only be socially responsible, in this time of political, environmental and financial turmoil, to choose a replacement for Ms. Abdul with the future of America in mind. After all, American Idol IS our most watched program. The stars command annual salaries in the tens of millions. The voting clogs the phone lines. The [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=quixand.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5186449&amp;post=174&amp;subd=quixand&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>You can almost hear the footsteps of the Messiah!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 20:01:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That’s what the email said. I hastily looked out the front window to catch a glimpse of the sacred sandals, but only saw the garbage man, critically eyeing our too-full bin from above to see if he could charge the extra fee for the lid being open more than four inches. I doubt he’s the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=quixand.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5186449&amp;post=171&amp;subd=quixand&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Step On My Faith</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:43:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[** This is quite a departure from what I normally think and write. It was originally a performance piece during my brief but enjoyable stint as a slam poet. **It was written during a period in which I was questioning my belief in a god &#8211;any god&#8211; and was unhappy with the reactions I got [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=quixand.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5186449&amp;post=168&amp;subd=quixand&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Puke of the Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Jul 2009 20:06:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I should not be so petty&#8230;but I cannot help it&#8230;I&#8217;d like to do my own blunt force trauma to her. The commenters &#8212; as usual &#8212; call her brave. The bravest thing she did was to mess around with the husband of a hot-headed, bipolar woman with self-worth issues&#8230; http://open.salon.com/blog/sirenitalake/2009/07/23/craigslist_guys Posted in Uncategorized<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=quixand.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5186449&amp;post=165&amp;subd=quixand&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Shock Value</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I grew up in a household where we did not curse. My parents met at church where they both taught Sunday school and were and are paragons of something they like to call virtue. My mom may have cussed like a sailor before going ultra-Christian, but I doubt my mild-mannered dad ever did ANYTHING. He [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=quixand.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5186449&amp;post=161&amp;subd=quixand&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Taker</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alone here with my eyes dry All I want is everything All I need is more than you have Yet you give and give I fall so easily from this ledge And sometimes I jump The struggle to keep me upright Wears us both out It&#8217;s time now to let me fall If I break [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=quixand.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5186449&amp;post=158&amp;subd=quixand&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Success in the &#8220;Blogosphere&#8221; &#8212; a Horror Story</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 02:54:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[With the future of paper publishing uncertain, established authors are taking a stab at the world of the &#8220;online community&#8221; blog. This reporter was able to locate a transcript of an online conversation between horror writers Clive Barker and Peter Straub, in which they discuss their experience. The Stitchling Howl &#8212; Clive Barker Everyone wants [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=quixand.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5186449&amp;post=124&amp;subd=quixand&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Solar-powered Happiness&#8230;or Not.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 18:02:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This morning I decided to write a post about happiness&#8230;this is what I came up with before my first cup of coffee. I feel very strange this morning, like Christmas Eve or the day after my grandaughter was born. In fact, I felt like this for a month, as happy as I can remember being [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=quixand.wordpress.com&amp;blog=5186449&amp;post=117&amp;subd=quixand&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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